$15 — we queue a consent-first email to your friend, then a ridiculous MIHRTEK “memo” + token report link. Not a government or lab. Satire only.
After checkout, the recipient first receives a parody opt-in. No briefing is sent without acceptance. If this site’s email service isn’t configured, the operator can still use Stripe in test mode and read server logs — production needs Resend + Redis env vars.