GAYDAR
SKU · MTX-QFRP-01
Quantum Face Recognition Protocol demo with ghost-imaging theatrics, HUD telemetry, and classified verdict output. Cosmetic simulation only—no biometric inference. Friend-share ready after deployment.
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Welcome to the operational product grid. Select a deployment below. All modules run client-side where possible; camera routes require HTTPS. If anything goes wrong, blame the cone of silence—we definitely didn’t touch it.
SKU · MTX-QFRP-01
Quantum Face Recognition Protocol demo with ghost-imaging theatrics, HUD telemetry, and classified verdict output. Cosmetic simulation only—no biometric inference. Friend-share ready after deployment.
Launch module →SKU · MTX-BSD-01
Rhetorical Collapse Protocol demo — camera or upload, HUD theatre, and a red-alert verdict stamp. Cosmetic credibility scoring only; perfect for meetings. Shares and clips like GAYDAR.
Launch module →SKU · MTX-FED-01
Geodesic curvature theater with horizon Monte Carlo, synthetic Kalman collapse, and a classified verdict strobe. Runs entirely in-browser — no telescope required. Mission-ready nonsense.
Launch module →SKU · MTX-RPT-01
Squamous Recognition Protocol demo — camera or upload, HUD theatre, thermal-looking telemetry, and a red strobing “LIZARD CONFIRMED” finale with the same siren sting as the other modules. Cosmetic simulation only.
Launch module →SKU · MTX-GBA-01
A deflated party balloon that “inflates” to a synthetic Goon Index (scroll + adult-stress in the simulation). Browsers can’t read real search history—local cosmetic theater only.
Launch module →SKU · MTX-PRK-01
$15 parody “field briefing” for a friend: consent email first, then a fictional MIHRTEK memo and token report page. Satire only — not a government or lab. Stripe, Redis, and Resend required in production.
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